Submariners Assocation of Canada Easti

Tot Time – Thanks to Tony Halverson

by on Jun.16, 2012, under Stories over the ages


Ode to a tot of rum………………….

There once was a time in H.M.Ships,
When the magic hour had come.
The leading hands of every mess
Prepared to collect the rum.

The smell of Jamaican filled the air
As the ritual began
A daily tot of Nelson’s Blood
Was a favourite to every man.

When the Rum Bosun stood, his measure poised
To serve every man his tot.
Two fingers always in the ‘cup ‘
Making sure that the ‘Queen ‘got her lot.’

The ‘ticker off’ was there, of course
His pencil at the ready,
With a sipper given from each man’s tot
His hand was no longer steady.

The rum rat sat, his eyes aglow
His whiskers twitching well
He liked his rum so much it seems
He could get pissed on the smell.

Sometimes the tots were passed around
As each man paid his debts
Favour, rubber, game of crib
Could cost a couple of wets.

Then came the time to sup the ‘Queens’
“God Bless Her “was the toast
A watchful eye, as each man supped.
So the Rum Bosun got the most.

Once the rum had been consumed
And nothing left to pour;
The dits began, as the ‘Grog’ took charge,
Of favourite runs ashore.

A feed, a fight, a couple of pints
Was part of a run ashore.
A game of darts was in there too
Then all night with a Pompey Lill.

No longer though, does the scent of rum
Pervade her Majesty’s boats.
No more to sup Lord Nelson’s Blood
And give the Queen her toasts.

So to all who drank Lord Nelson’s Blood
And heard the Klaxon’s blast
May old shipmates meet and share a wet
Spinning dits of the good times passed.

A toast then to Horatio
And another to the Queen.
And may we all, wherever we are
Remember where we’ve been!

Amen to that! Up Spirits Royal :).

1 Comment for this entry

  • Rabi

    I won’t be apologizing. The issue here is that sooemne has to question military policy and question whether programs are being successful or not. We can’t depend for that on former military officers who, too rarely, are genuinely arms-length from government. The military and other government agencies are major financial supporters of these think-tanks. So they are not truly independent. Canada needs a debate on the role of its armed forces, whether they are the right size, appropriately equipped, trained and supported. We don’t get that unless the media sticks its nose into the navy’s business. Only then is there any kind of public discussion. This country needs independent, academic, unaffiliated analysis so that people like you and me can find out what’s really going on.

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